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Suricrasia Online's Online Library

Suricrasia Online maintains an extensive online library of rare ebooks that is available to our customers free of charge. We are partnered with several high-profile publishers that allow us to cache and distribute first drafts and pre-prints, as well as unpublished, anomalous, and out-of-print books. This allows us to collect books that can't be found anywhere else! Additionally, we have begun to use our PORTAL system to obtain volumes from adjacent universes! Vist our PORTAL page to find out more!

On this page you can learn more about our borrowing process and view a small selection of our library. Click on covers to see a bigger image!

Library FAQ

How do I checkout a book?

To checkout an ebook with us, you must go to your customer portal and select "ebook checkout" from the dropdown menu. Once there, you can enter the book's ISBN or requisition number, and press submit.

How do I download the book?

For intellectual property and digital rights management reasons, only one user can have an ebook checked out at any given time. This is enforced by mailing the user a printed access token that they may use to download the desired "checked out" ebook. Once the user is finished with their book, they "check it in" by sending the access token back to us.

I got my access token, now what?

Unfortunately we cannot ensure that the user won't save the ebook onto their disk drive, and this is against our partner agreement. To combat this, downloads are done entirely through the postage system. A user mails us their access code that we just mailed them, and we send them a printed copy of the ebook of their choice. Once they're done, they send it back, we send them their access token, and they send that back again. It's a perfect system!

A Selection of our eBooks

new! Precheshunds, Himmelmaskar, Lautstarkose - Essentials

Karmony Rode — Karmony Publishing — c1888

Format: Scanned PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Cryptids

On loan from the First Millenium Library of the Kingdom of Hell

new! The Angelic Compendium - Volume 3

Editors — The Holy Pages — March 2018

Format: Scanned PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Directories

On loan from the First Millenium Library of the Kingdom of Hell

new! AV美少女戦士: A Strategy Guide

Unknown — Unknown — Janurary [sic] 1995

Format: Scanned PDF
Language: Japanese
Category: Nonfiction - Video Games (794.8)

On loan from No Books Deserted Library


Description:

A strategy guide for a fighting(?) game(?). Most of this book is incomprehensible and does not seem like it has advice that would apply to such a game, or, for that matter, any game.

Existential Eschatology: A Raspberry Pi Approach (Ninety-Seventh Edition)

Amélie Cordier and Jana Birschbach — Pearson - McGraw Hill — January 2010

Format: Publisher PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Applied Physics (621.223), Data Processing & Computer Science (004.411)

On loan from The University of Iapetus Eternal Depths Borehole Archive


Description:

Existential Eschatology: A Raspberry Pi Approach is the definitive guide for those interested in the eschatological applications of the world's best-known single-board computer. Cordier and Birschbach are well-known for their physically-unforgettable writing style, and the latest edition of their book sees frequent use in undergraduate practical eschatology courses worldwide. This copy is in mint condition and includes the controversial eighth chapter, banned for reprint in the US.

Voidbeast for Beginners: Become Your Best Planet-Devouring Self, Today!

░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ — University of New Florida Press — Eternal September 1997

Format: TXT File
Language: English (Standardized Hellzone Dialect)
Category: Nonfiction - Cosmic Horror Self Help, Memetic Pathogens

On loan from The Garden


Donor message:

"I would like to submit a book for your libraries. It's a self-help book I found floating around the web a few years back, focused on finding latent eldritch horrors and inspiring them to be their best selves. I've heard that if someone with voidbeast blood reads the entire book, will become a planet-devouring cosmic horror, though I haven't read through to the end to find out if the rumors are true. Might be good to put a memetic pathogen warning on it in any case."

This title has been scanned with Microsoft Memescrubber 2012 (Trial Edition) and has returned negative for cognitohazards, infohazards, aurahazards, and host-damaging self-propagating agents. Voidhazard testing was not performed. Consume at your own risk.

State Free Computing

The Citizens of the IRV Liberation — IRV Liberation Press — May 2088

Format: Publisher PDF
Language: English
Category: Mind Uploading, Political Ideology, Maritime Law


Description:

Written in collaboration with all 10,193 digital inhabitants of the IRV Liberation, State Free Computing tells the story of the Liberation's inception, construction, and fight to be recognized as one of the world's first self-registered vessels. By virtue of democratic authorship, State Free Computing represents a complete and unabridged history, documenting the perspectives and accounts of each collaborator in their own words.

Squobits: A Comprehensive Guide

Maple Syrup — O'Reilly — April 2018

Format: Publisher ePub
Language: English
Category: Animal/Robot Caretaking

On loan from The Computer Fairies Reading Room

Windows 2000 for Agents of Hell

The United Vassals of the Kingdom of Hell — Dartmouth Publishing — Undated

WARNING: This item contains payload instabilities consistent with a TYPE 6 AURAHAZARD. Handling of this item is highly discouraged without appropriate diplomatic charters.

Format: Publisher ePub
Language: English / Latin
Category: Systems Administration (006.30)

Experimenting with Relativistic Effects in the Bedroom

Dr. Melissa Corey, Dr. Alison Clarke — Dartmouth Publishing — October 1988

Format: Scanned PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Instructional, General Relativity


Description:

Written by one of the world's leading researchers, this unique book is devoted to spicing up your intimate relationships with the exploration of relativistic theory. Based firmly in the formalism of Einstein's general relativity, Dr. Melissa Corey discusses the use of safe words with time dilation, bondage with world lines, exhibitionism with Terrell rotation, and so much more.

The Benefits of Being Slime

@tom@slime.global — O'Reilly — February 2018

Format: Publisher PDF
Language: English
Category: Systems Administration (006.30)

On loan from Global Slime Industries

Under The Dimming Sun

South Seven — 2000

Format: ISO Disk Image
Language: English
Category: Multimedia Entertainment - PlayStation, XBOX, Nintendo

Jupiter's Preference: Computation of Decision Utilities for Celestial Bodies from Orbital Statistics

Christine Lorenz, Richard Charmichael — Monographs in Game-Theoretic Astrology — November 1997 (out of print)

Format: Scanned PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Game Theory (519.32), Astrology (133.5)

Detection Of Malicious Bytecode With High-Frequency Register-Level Tarotology

Amelia Frost et al. — Springer — December 2006

Format: ePub2
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Applied Witchcraft (689.9), Computer Security (005.8)


Description:

Conceptual and precise, Amelia Frost et al. bring together microarchitecture and major arcana in a clear, understandable framework. The text presents fundamental concepts and foundational techniques, associations behind the hierarchy of the cards and the correspondences between the suits, and presents four case-studies—both academic and commercial—of the implementation of hardware malice recognition at various caching levels. Theoreticians and practitioners alike will find this text of interest.

Genders & Partners From A Homotopical Viewpoint : 8 Tapes

Unattributed; Asher Marton — Unattributed — August 1st 2006

Format: MP3
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Gender and Sexuality, Mathematics - Homotopy, Audiobook

On loan from Brockleport County Library

Design of Low-Bandwidth Civilian Housing Resistant Against ISO-993182 Class 8 Fast-Spreading Reactionary/Adversarial Memetic Pathogens

Unattributed — Dartmouth Publishing — October 2011

Format: ePub3
Language: English
Category: Uncategorized

Guided Evolution Herbology

Penelope Hartfire, Jules Clayton — Springer — May 1998

Format: Scanned PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Applied Witchcraft (689.9)

Ethical Calculus on the Astral Manifold

Alexis Miller — Chapman & Hall — October 2024

Format: Publisher PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Ethical Calculus (511.832), Astromagy (523.51)

"Über die Theorie der Bidirektionelle-Brenobilang" (8th. Edition)

Rilas Szepsky, Anton Quatsch — ??? — April 25th, ????

Format: Scanned PDF
Language: German
Category: Nonfiction - Psychogeography (991.99)

On loan from the Dragan Potezi-Universität-Institutsbibliothek

The 🝳 Programming Language

Brian W. Kerning et al. — Prentice Hall — ???

Format: Publisher PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Programming (203.42)

On loan from Jom Hommer Memorial Library and Interactive Arts Centre

[untranslated]

Shelley Powers — O'Reilly — ???

Format: Publisher PDF
Language: Runes
Category: Nonfiction - Systems Administration (006.30), Programming (203.42)

On loan from No Books Deserted Library

"I Drew This For You" - An Artistic Analysis of the Images in SETI's Starbleed Signal

Anna Lowell-Kapdon — ??? — ???

Format: Scanned DjVu
Language: English
Category: ???

Wireplay for Humans

Mona Lisa Diode Eyes — Self Published — 2016

Format: ePub3
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Wireplay, Circuit Bending (306.770)

Eigen-Ghosts: Mathematical, Physical, and Psychological Explanations for the Paranormal

Dr. Arthur Pindelski — CRC Press — March 2014

Format: Publisher PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Apparition / Ghosts (133.10)

Grab My Ass? Rump? Butt? Vocabulary Guidelines for Modern Erotica

Unattributed — National Institute of Standards and Technology — 2002

Format: Scanned PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Language Guidelines (428.003)

Is This Home?

??? — ??? — ???

NOTICE: A recent audit has found this item to contain a Class 2 Reactionary/Defensive Memetic Pathogen which has since been disabled. If you have downloaded this work in the past, DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON.

Format: Scanned PDF
Language: English
Category: ???

Introduction to Precognant Scheduling

Dr. Shelley T.C. Lovelace — World Scientific — September 1992

Format: Scanned PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Unix Scheduling (005.43)

Self Bondage Equipment: Safety, Design, and Implementation

Hanna Moss, Patrick O'Brian — Pearson — August 1999

Format: Publisher PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Sensation Engineering (306.776), Hazard Analysis (620.86)

Improving Authenticity of Doctored Images with JPEG Compression Artifacts

Vincent de Rouisers et al. — Redmond Series — July 2001

Format: Scanned PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Digital Forensics (005.86)

Remote Viewing of Near Earth Objects

Kaluse P. Pheobe, Shelley V. Wolf — Springer — 2009 (out of print)

Format: Publisher PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Astromagy (523.51)

Leveraging Unbreakable Curses for Long Term Data Storage

Shelley V. Wolf, Zaria T.T. Grimsbane — Springer — 2011 (out of print)

Format: Publisher PDF
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Applied Witchcraft (689.9), Database Theory (005.7401)

Stationary Points in the Space of Chess Variants And Other Anomalies

Victoria Gonzalez — Self-published — October 2007

Format: ePub3
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - Game Theory (519.32)

Bepis: The Missing Manual

Unattributed — O'Reilly — 2005

Format: MOBI
Language: English
Category: Nonfiction - ???