Suricrasia Online Laptop Stickers (Limited Edition of 100)
Ever wanted to display your favourite internet service provider in a place the whole world can see? Do you find yourself with a sensual thrill from the thought of everyone knowing you're a member of Suricrasia Online? Would you jump at the opportunity to act on these exhibitionist desires?
We have just the thing to scratch those strange feelings stirring deep within your heart. Weighing in at a portable 5 by 10 centimetres, our vinyl laptop stickers display the Suricrasia Online logo in deliciously rich blacks and stunningly bright whites. And the best part? They're absolutely free.
As a member of Suricrasia Online you are entitled to exactly one free Suricrasia Online Laptop Sticker. Don't remember if you're a member or not? No problem, you are. Simply click the link below to be taken to our order form. Write in your mailing address, put an "X" next to the terms and conditions, and hit send!
Shipping has begun! Your order should get shipped within the week that we receive it!
Note: If you don't yet have an address where you can receive a sticker, you can send us an email explaining so and we will save a sticker for when you can receive it
Buy coffee for us through Ko-Fi!
Because of the transactionless nature of selling free goods, Suricrasia Online cannot grow as a business through the accumulation of wealth in the way late capitalism demands. Suricrasia Online accepts and embraces this, choosing instead to be a so-called "corporate persona" extant only in the mind of a single squishy shark girl named Blackle Mori.
However, some of you really want to send us money. Your desires are important to us, so we decided to join the micro-transaction internet website "Ko-Fi" to facilitate the process. Click the button below to transmit exactly 3 CAD to Suricrasia Online's lakeshore headquarters!
Please note: Our sticker campaign and our Ko-Fi account are completely separate things. Ordering a sticker does not mean you have to send us money, nor does sending money mean that you've ordered a sticker.